Knicker Wettingly Funny

Holy smokes, I have just discovered the most hilarious podcast! I heard about it this morning on The High Low (Dolly Alderton always has fantastic recommendations), and I have already steamed through the first four episodes. Julia Davis and Vicki Pepperdine are long time collaborators, most notably in the brilliant Nighty Night and the lesser…

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Tales of Sexuality: Alias, Greta

I have noticed this with German men; when they are making love to you they are all in, they hold nothing back. British men often seem to be half there; socks on or their boxers half way down their legs. But German men are committed, they get right down to it. It’s a really pleasurable experience, having sex with German men.

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Love Sonnet XI

I crave your mouth, your voice, your hair.
Silent and starving, I prowl through the streets.
Bread does not nourish me, dawn disrupts me, all day
I hunt for the liquid measure of your steps.I hunger for your sleek laugh,
your hands the color of a savage harvest,
hunger for the pale stones of your fingernails,

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All the world’s a stage – but has the play begun?

Do you ever feel as though your real life hasn’t started yet? As though you are building and building towards a perfect apex, when suddenly everything will click into place and the grey tones of inertia will bloom into vibrant whorls of colour? Many of us, at some point or another, can feel this way. Like life is passing you by, while those around you are already treading the boards and basking in the applause.

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Travelling With Friends

Not all travelling friendships are made equal, so here are a few basic pointers to help you to decide if taking that mini break together is a good idea, or if it will result in tears, tantrums and a quick flight home.

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What Do Women Want?

I want a red dress.
I want it flimsy and cheap,
I want it too tight, I want to wear it
until someone tears it off me.
I want it sleeveless and backless,
this dress, so no one has to guess
what’s underneath.

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Iceland

Once we have filled our basket we head back to the house, and my friend’s mother helps us to bake them into a pie. As it comes steaming from the oven, we wrap it in cloth and set off down the hill, little hearts beating as fast as birds with excitement. We hand over our prize, and the farmer hands over his.

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Podcasts To Fall In Love With

Hello you glorious, magical souls! How’s 2018 treating you so far, eh? Bit of a shit show, some might say, or am I the only one who wants to jab a knitting needle in my eye when I check the news updates every morning? Oh, brother. So what we could all do with is a little…

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